What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 07:34

No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do I sweat so much at the gym?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to