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11.06.2025 07:34

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Aphantasia: Why Some Minds Are Blind to Images - Neuroscience News

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Facial Stimulation Clears Brain Waste and Boosts Aging Minds - Neuroscience News

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Moderate liberals, if any use leftist Quora, how do you feel about being associated with those who enjoy burning American flags, supporting Hamas, having men competing against women in sports, open borders, green new deal and general wokery?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Nintendo Switch 2 Size Comparison vs. Original Switch vs. Steam Deck - Gizmodo

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do I sweat so much at the gym?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Ukraine Says It Attacked Crimean Bridge as Traffic Halted - Bloomberg.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why would Trump make conspiracy claims that Haitians are eating pets in Ohio?

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How did your marriage end?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?